Today, I had to experience the pain of my heart being broken. My beautiful Rosaline, has thrown my love out the tower window into the depths of the cavernous forest. What did I ever do to deserve this? Was I not good enough? Am I perhaps not handsome enough? Of course not, I’m as striking as a diamond. But why has Rosaline stepped on my heart multitudinous times, that I myself cannot feel love within me anymore? My good friends Benvolio and Mercutio have informed me that there will be a party tonight and they have forced me to come along with them. I personally believe that they are out of their mind for trying to bring me. They must know that I am immensely heartbroken and will not agree to be entertained by some measly party. Unless they can find me another alluring woman who I can take her maidenhead from, like they said, I shall forever forget about Rosaline. I will finish the rest of today’s blog after the party, and will report whether it was successful or not. In the meantime, please do help yourself by watching this helpful video about dealing with a break up.
Hello, for I have returned. It is I, the drop-dead gorgeous man, Romeo Montague. My unsatisfactory day has turned into a robust one. I have laid my eyes on the most beautiful woman. She is as graceful as a swan than Rosaline who resembles a crow. She goes by the name Juliet, and with every good news, there is bad. She is an enemy, a Capulet. But we have decided to not let it phase us. We are to be married soon and I cannot wait for that day to come. I shall tell you guys more when the time comes. I hope to write soon!
Best Regards,
Romeo M.
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